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| Description | Taking The Brown Guy shopping at Polaris… The Brown Guy: “I saw some Levi’s at JC Penny…” And before he can finish, I cut him off. Only old people shop at JC Penny. We keep talking, and he is already getting his excuses ready… The Brown Guy: “I think that I had a past life where I must have been a womanizer, so that’s why I can’t approach women now…” He keeps trying to talk, and I cut off his bullshit right then and there. I am not going to allow him to make anymore excuses. Past life bullshit? COME ON! What the piss is that shit? If he was as creative with women as he was with making excuses, I would be paying HIM to take his Loveawake bootcamps. Shopping… The Brown Guy: “When I took a boot camp with Sinn, he said that looks don’t matter…” With all due respect, fuck what Sinn said. You are with me, and I say that looks matter. They won’t get you the girl in the long run, but when you’re with me, looks will not be a reason that she rejects you. That, and improving your looks is an instant confidence builder. Nothing pisses off an instructor more than some whiney student talking about what some other instructor said. We spend about an hour in the store fighting over what looks good. Everyone knows that when you go shopping with me, you have no say. We finally find an outfit that we can agree on. A dark blue Calvin Klein t-shirt with light blue accent coloring, and a pair of light blue jeans with dark blue accent coloring and stitching. I am a fucking genius. We pick up RJ, go over a few strategies, and head out. RJ opens his first set, and I send The Brown guy to talk to her friend a couple of minutes later. They’re doing good. The Brown guy actually listened to what I said about making sure that he smiles. In the past, he would always approach girls with this introverted quiet soft voice that had no enthusiasm. The set is over. It is clear that they still need work before they get to the stage where they can get phone numbers consistently. I talk to RJ… Me: “Anytime you have a group of girls, you have to separate her from her friend.” We get ready for our next set. The Brown Guy gets ready to make an excuse not to approach them and I cut him off on the spot. I don’t wanna hear it. Three girls. He approaches, followed by RJ a few moments later. Never go in at the same time. In the meantime, I lay back on a stool, and start bullshitting with a girl… Me: “High five!” She goes to give me a high five and I move my hand away. She looks pissy, so I pull her in and give her a real high five. We keep playing around. I look over. Fucking RJ pulls one of the girls outside! That’s what the hell I’m talking about! He’s starting to “get” it. The Brown Guy, on the other hand, although he originally opened with enthusiasm, he made the mistake of not keeping that energy level up. Although the two remaining girls haven’t left him, they are now talking to each other and ignoring him. He should be DHVing himself by doing a cold read or something of that sort to keep them occupied. Time for me to step in. I walk over, make a circular motion with my hands, grabbing the girls attention, and then point towards myself. This is one of Mystery’s moves that I’ve borrowed because it fits my personality… Me: “Aaaaaaaaaaaand back to me.” The two girls immediately turn their attention towards me. I look at The Brown Guy… Me: “That’s how you do it.” And I walk away. Never let women ignore you. Sit back down on my stool. Lay back and relax. What happens? One of the girls immediately walks over to me… Girl: “What’s your name?” Me: “Guess. It starts with an O.” I go through the motions, and the girl that I gave a high five to from earlier comes back over to talk to me. An easy DHV. She sees that I’m pre-occupied with the other girl and leaves. I keep talking to the girl that walked over asking for my name. She’s already separated from her friends, and I make an easy number close. RJ returns pumped up and with a phone number as well. We then head over to Callahan’s. Upstairs. A girl immediately places her arm around RJ. And what does he do? Grab her ass. Squeeze. Pat it a few times. And squeezes it again. Looks like there’s still some work to do… --------------- Overall, I’m happy with both of their progress, especially RJ’s. He’s one of those guys where you don’t have to tell him anything twice. You tell him once, and he gets it. The Brown Guy on the other hand, has been making a lot of improvement as well. We’ve been going out for quite awhile, and each night, I can tell that both of them are becoming better than the previous night. |
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